The fourth season of the Netflix original series Stranger Things was released on 27 May, 2022. By 28 May, Twitter was flooded with spoilers.
Like most people on Earth, I did not have seven uninterrupted hours to spare on 27 May. People have things like jobs and children and study commitments and food poisoning and a need to sleep and wobbly chairs that need fixing and bins that need taking out and landscapes in which to contemplate the sublime beauty of impermanence and phone calls from our grandmas to answer.
