We all know that Earth’s government is run by a shadowy cabal of shapeshifting lizard people called The Grand Reptilian Council. Now production company Truce Films has made a deal to create a sponsored documentary called Hail Draconis, disguised as an animated series.
Because the Overlords are such a cheap bunch of lizards, it will be crowd-funded by us, their ultimate prey. We believe this is an ironic tribute to their skill in giving us Trump, Johnson, Morrison, Bolsonaro and Duterte at the same time. President Xi Jinping is not under their control as the Chinese Communist Party is a much tougher nut, and their secret lair in the Altai Mountains is wired to resist mind-scrambling repta-rays.